We sell life’s greatest essentials: things you don’t need but definitely want. Our products won’t fix your problems (probably), but they’ll look really good while you avoid them.

Shipping? Yep, we do that. Processing time? Depends on how many cups of coffee we’ve had. Customer service? Sure, right after we finish pretending to like people.

Basically, your one stop shop for witty, petty, and pretty. Go on, fill your cart. We already know you will.