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Cuffing Season Regret Soy Holiday Candle
Cuffing Season Regret Soy Holiday Candle
Regular price
$24.00 USD
Regular price
$32.00 USD
Sale price
$24.00 USD
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Cuffing Season Regret!
What starts out sweet doesn’t always end well. Just like cuffing season itself, this candle opens with the warm and cozy vibes of red currant, cinnamon, and cranberry and then reality hits. Vanilla, fir, and pine remind you that you’re basically stuck in the woods… with someone you shouldn’t have swiped right on.
Hand poured in the USA, this 9 oz. amber jar candle is the perfect cuffing season accessory, here to comfort you, call you out, and make your place smell much better than your decision making skills. Think of it less like therapy and more like aromatherapy for bad choices.
Details (Unlike Your Last “Situationship”):
Sizes & Style: 9 oz. amber jar with a gold lid
Wax: Hand poured coconut soy (with coconut apricot blend option)
Clean burning, biodegradable, and natural
Vegan friendly, gluten free, toxin free, paraben free, and phthalate free
Made from renewable sources, because someone in your life should be sustainable
Wick: Cotton (lead and zinc free, like the drama free relationship you wish you had)
Color: Natural wax (no dyes, just like your patience, unfiltered)
Dimensions: 2.8125" diameter x 3.5" tall (with lid)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours (longer than most cuffing season flings)
Fragrance Notes (Sweet to ‘Stuck’):
Top: Red Currant, Cinnamon, Cranberry
Middle: Black Currant, Green Leaves
Base: Vanilla, Fir, Pine
Light it, laugh it off, and remember cuffing season always comes with fine print.
What starts out sweet doesn’t always end well. Just like cuffing season itself, this candle opens with the warm and cozy vibes of red currant, cinnamon, and cranberry and then reality hits. Vanilla, fir, and pine remind you that you’re basically stuck in the woods… with someone you shouldn’t have swiped right on.
Hand poured in the USA, this 9 oz. amber jar candle is the perfect cuffing season accessory, here to comfort you, call you out, and make your place smell much better than your decision making skills. Think of it less like therapy and more like aromatherapy for bad choices.
Details (Unlike Your Last “Situationship”):
Sizes & Style: 9 oz. amber jar with a gold lid
Wax: Hand poured coconut soy (with coconut apricot blend option)
Clean burning, biodegradable, and natural
Vegan friendly, gluten free, toxin free, paraben free, and phthalate free
Made from renewable sources, because someone in your life should be sustainable
Wick: Cotton (lead and zinc free, like the drama free relationship you wish you had)
Color: Natural wax (no dyes, just like your patience, unfiltered)
Dimensions: 2.8125" diameter x 3.5" tall (with lid)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours (longer than most cuffing season flings)
Fragrance Notes (Sweet to ‘Stuck’):
Top: Red Currant, Cinnamon, Cranberry
Middle: Black Currant, Green Leaves
Base: Vanilla, Fir, Pine
Light it, laugh it off, and remember cuffing season always comes with fine print.
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