Finally, a premium cotton escape hatch from everyone’s think pieces. This Sarcasm Dealer classic reads “Please cancel my subscription to your opinions,” which is polite code for “notifications off, permanently.” Soft, breathable, and engineered for maximum boundary setting at meetings, parties, and anywhere someone says “just playing devil’s advocate.”
Details
Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: soft, breathable, and lightweight
Status: do-not-disturb for unsolicited insights
Fit: relaxed, unlike your tolerance for group chats
Use cases: open offices, family dinners, comment sections IRL
Care: machine wash cold; opinions still won’t be renewed
Wear it when you’re done auto renewing other people’s takes. Cancellation effective immediately, no refund necessary.
