Spare change? Didn’t think so. This Sarcasm Dealer staple delivers the financial forecast nobody asked for: “If common sense were cash, you’d be broke.” Soft premium cotton, hard truth vibes. Ideal for meetings with the terminally confident, family debates, and any room where logic has left the chat.
Details
Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: soft, breathable, and lightweight
Mood: NSF - Not Safe for Feelings
Fit: relaxed, unlike your standards for judgment
Use cases: correcting committee decisions, checkout lines, group projects
Care: machine wash cold; wisdom still not included
Wear it when you’re done making intellectual donations. No refunds, no loans, just facts.
