Breaking news: nothing matters and you look great. This premium snark cotton tee features our unbothered mascot doomscrolling through the end times, reminding everyone that the apocalypse will have to wait until after your nap. Perfect for professionals in selective caring, elite eye rollers, and certified Sarcasm Dealers.
Details
Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton: soft, breathable, with a touch of stretch
Statement: “WHATEVER LIFE GOES ON” (and so do you, tragically)
Vibes: Cozy nihilism with a side of “not my problem”
Use cases: ignoring group chats, surviving meetings, mastering the shrug
Care: Machine wash cold, emotions wash never
Wear it when the world needs your indifference. Which is always.
