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The Only Flame That Won't Ghost You - 9oz Soy Candle, Funny Gift, Dating Gift, Break Up Gift, Ghosting

The Only Flame That Won't Ghost You - 9oz Soy Candle, Funny Gift, Dating Gift, Break Up Gift, Ghosting

Regular price $24.00 USD
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The Only Flame That Won’t Ghost You Soy Candle
Finally, a flame that sticks around. Unlike your last situationship, this candle won’t blow cold, leave you on read, or vanish without explanation. Instead, it delivers consistent warmth, a long-lasting glow, and fragrances that won’t give you trust issues.

Hand-poured in the USA, this 9 oz. amber jar candle is all about commitment. With about 45 hours of burn time, it promises to be there for you through self care nights, sulky moods, and Netflix marathons. No ghosting. No games. Just good vibes.

Details That Prove It’s a Keeper:
Sizes & Style: 9 oz. amber jar with a chic gold lid
Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy (blended with coconut apricot wax)
Clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural
100% vegan-friendly,
gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free & phthalate-free

Comes from renewable sources, reliable, just like this flame
Wick: Cotton (lead- and zinc-free, because we only do safe relationships here)
Color: Natural wax (no dyes authentic, like it should be)
Dimensions: 2.8125" diameter x 3.5" tall (with lid)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours (aka, longer than your ex stuck around)
Fragrance Options (Better Than Mixed Signals):
Beachwood
Blackberry Vanilla
Blood Orange
Cashmere Musk
Coconut Soleil
Cinnamon Chai
Sage & Cypress
Sunwashed
Vanilla Orchid
Fragrance Free (for those who want love without complications)

So go ahead light it up. It’s the only flame that’ll never ghost you, no matter how many times you swipe left.
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