Smells Like Therapy Can't Fix This - 9oz Soy Candle, Gift, Funny Gift, Birthday, Gag Gift

Smells Like Therapy Can’t Fix This Soy Candle

Some days, even your therapist throws their hands up. For those moments when a couch session just won't cut it, there's this candle. With a label that perfectly captures the mood “Smells Like Therapy Can’t Fix This” it’s the perfect companion for embracing the chaos, one delightful whiff at a time.

Hand poured in the USA, this 9 oz. amber jar candle is your go to for those "it is what it is" days. Its warm, inviting glow and carefully chosen fragrance won't solve your problems, but they'll definitely make ignoring them a little more pleasant. Consider it self care for the soul that’s just a tad too broken for conventional methods.

Details (Because Even Unfixable Problems Need Good Specs):
Sizes & Style: 9 oz. amber jar with a sophisticated gold lid
Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy (with a coconut apricot blend option)
Clean burning, biodegradable, and all natural
Vegan-friendly, gluten free, toxin-free, paraben free, and phthalate free
Made from renewable sources because some things can be good for you
Wick: Cotton (lead and zinc free, so at least this isn't adding to your issues)
Color: Natural wax (no dyes, keeping it real, just like your feelings)
Dimensions: 2.8125" diameter x 3.5" tall (with lid)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours (enough time to ponder all your life choices)
Fragrance Options (Better Than Bottling It Up):
Beachwood
Blackberry Vanilla
Blood Orange
Cashmere Musk
Coconut Soleil
Cinnamon Chai
Sage & Cypress
Sunwashed
Vanilla Orchid
Fragrance Free (for when you just need to sit in silence with your thoughts)
Light this candle, take a deep breath, and remember, some things are just meant to be enjoyed, not analyzed. And if therapy can't fix it, at least it can smell good.