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Salty as the Ocean, Pretty as You Natural Soy Candle Funny Gift
Salty as the Ocean, Pretty as You Natural Soy Candle Funny Gift
Regular price
$24.00 USD
Regular price
$32.00 USD
Sale price
$24.00 USD
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Salty as the Ocean, Pretty as You Soy Candle
For those who can’t help being just a little dramatic (and a lot petty). This candle smells like a coastal dream, but also serves up a reality check, because the ocean isn’t here to love you back, no matter how many inspirational Pinterest quotes you’ve pinned.
With notes of sea salt, orange peel, and grass to lure you into false positivity, it quickly pulls you under with eucalyptus, sage, and teakwood, a whole coastal mood with just the right amount of shade.
Light it when you need to feel like the main character or when you just want your space to smell better than your attitude.
Hand poured in the USA, this 9 oz. amber jar candle is equal parts chic and sarcastic, the perfect excuse to own your pettiness in style.
Details (Because Your Snark Deserves Quality):
Sizes & Style: 9 oz. amber jar with a sleek gold lid
Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy (with coconut apricot blend option)
Clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural
Vegan-friendly, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free
Comes from renewable sources (unlike your patience level)
Wick: Cotton (lead- and zinc-free, no toxic relationships here)
Color: Natural wax (no dyes—your sarcasm provides the color)
Dimensions: 2.8125" diameter x 3.5" tall (with lid)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours (longer than your last grudge lasted… hopefully)
Fragrance:
Custom Blend: Sea Salt • Orange Peel • Grass • Eucalyptus • Sage • Teakwood
Salty, grounding, and a little shady, just like you.
For those who can’t help being just a little dramatic (and a lot petty). This candle smells like a coastal dream, but also serves up a reality check, because the ocean isn’t here to love you back, no matter how many inspirational Pinterest quotes you’ve pinned.
With notes of sea salt, orange peel, and grass to lure you into false positivity, it quickly pulls you under with eucalyptus, sage, and teakwood, a whole coastal mood with just the right amount of shade.
Light it when you need to feel like the main character or when you just want your space to smell better than your attitude.
Hand poured in the USA, this 9 oz. amber jar candle is equal parts chic and sarcastic, the perfect excuse to own your pettiness in style.
Details (Because Your Snark Deserves Quality):
Sizes & Style: 9 oz. amber jar with a sleek gold lid
Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy (with coconut apricot blend option)
Clean-burning, biodegradable, and natural
Vegan-friendly, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free
Comes from renewable sources (unlike your patience level)
Wick: Cotton (lead- and zinc-free, no toxic relationships here)
Color: Natural wax (no dyes—your sarcasm provides the color)
Dimensions: 2.8125" diameter x 3.5" tall (with lid)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours (longer than your last grudge lasted… hopefully)
Fragrance:
Custom Blend: Sea Salt • Orange Peel • Grass • Eucalyptus • Sage • Teakwood
Salty, grounding, and a little shady, just like you.
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