Rich AF Embroidered Flat Bill Cap Because Subtlety is for the Broke

Finally, a hat that says what your bank account’s been trying to scream. Perfect for announcing to the world that you’ve made it or at least that you want people to think you have. Whether it’s inherited wealth, crypto gains, or just the confidence of someone who refuses to check their credit score, this cap completes the look.

Crisp, white, and unapologetically loud (just like your lifestyle). Ideal for yacht brunches, coffee runs in your Tesla, or dramatically declining Venmo requests.

Because if you’re not RICH AF, you can at least look like it.

• Premium flat-bill crown so your sarcasm has a proper pedestal
• High-contrast embroidery that says “wow, riveting” without moving its mouth
• Adjustable fit for heads full of opinions and minimal patience
• Pairs beautifully with eye rolls, black coffee, and low expectations

Warning: may attract fellow sarcasm enthusiasts.

Product features

- 100% Cotton Twill for a vintage look

- Structured five-panel design for high-profile style

- Green undervisor for added flair

- Sewn eyelets for breathability

- Adjustable snap closure for a perfect fit