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Please Light After Flushing Soy Candle

Because some things just shouldn’t linger. This cheeky candle comes with a sarcastic reminder on its label: “Please Light After Flushing.” Perfect for bathrooms in need of both humor and a little olfactory rescue, it makes a hilarious gift or a must have for your own powder room.

Hand-poured in the USA, this 9oz. amber jar candle blends style with function. The warm glow of the amber glass fits seamlessly into any decor whether your bathroom vibe is rustic, modern, or “please don’t judge me, it’s a rental.”

Details That Actually Matter (Unlike Your Roommate’s Excuses):
Sizes & Style: 9 oz. amber jar with a gold lid
Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy with coconut apricot blend option
Clean-burning, biodegradable, natural, vegan-friendly
Gluten-free, toxin-free,
paraben-free, and phthalate-free

Renewable sources only because guilt free is the best vibe
Wick: Cotton, lead- and zinc-free
Color: Natural wax no dyes, because it’s already pretty
Dimensions: 2.8125" diameter x 3.5" tall (with lid)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours (plenty of back-to-back bathroom emergencies)
Fragrance Options (a.k.a. Mood Lifters):
Beachwood
Blackberry Vanilla
Blood Orange
Cashmere Musk
Coconut Soleil
Cinnamon Chai
Sage & Cypress
Sunwashed
Vanilla Orchid
Fragrance Free (for minimalists who still flush)

Whether you stash it for guests, gift it for a laugh, or light it for survival, this candle proves that fresh air never smelled so good or so funny.