Introducing the official uniform of “I tried, briefly.” This ultra soft Sarcasm Dealer classic broadcasts what your face has been saying since the meeting started: I don’t have the energy to pretend you’re interesting. Features a low power vibe meter for your patience, premium cotton for maximum unimpressed comfort, and typography loud enough to save you from small talk.
Details
Premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: soft, breathable, with a comfy stretch
Ideal for: parties you regret, dates you escaped, meetings that should’ve been smoke signals
Fit: relaxed, like your standards for conversation
Care: machine wash cold, tolerance still won’t increase
Wear it when you’re out of charge and out of fake enthusiasm. Batteries not included & attention sold separately.
