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Citrus Rage Soy Candle Funny Gift

Citrus Rage Soy Candle Funny Gift

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price $32.00 USD Sale price $24.00 USD
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Citrus Rage
Oranges and grapefruits show up acting like sunshine, but let’s be real they’re just bitterness in fruit drag. Juicy mango and peach try to sweeten the deal, while cedar and tart red currant roll their eyes from the sidelines. Bright, bold, and slightly unhinged, just like your group text at 2 a.m.

Fragrance Notes:
Top: Orange, Orange Peel
Middle: Mango, Grapefruit, Peach, Green Leaves
Base: Cedar, Red Currant

Candle Details:
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wax Material: Hand-poured Coconut Soy Wax blend (vegan coconut, apricot, and soy, with a hint of food grade paraffin)
Wick: Cotton (lead and zinc free)
Size: 9 oz. jar (2.8125" W x 3.5" H with lid; 9.125" circumference)
Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
Made: Hand-poured in the USA

Why You’ll Love It (Even If It Yells at You):
Clean-burning, biodegradable, and toxin free
Paraben free, phthalate-free, and judgment free.
Smells like citrus therapy, minus the awkward sharing circle
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