Billable AF Embroidered Flat Bill Cap Because Your Time Isn’t Free, It’s Fabulous

For those who charge by the hour and make sure everyone knows it. This hat tells the world you’re not just working… you’re billing. Perfect for lawyers, consultants, freelancers, and anyone who has to remind their friends that even small talk might appear on an invoice.

Crisp white, bold black lettering, and an attitude that screams, “I charge for this conversation.” It’s more than a cap it’s an hourly rate statement piece.

Wear it to work, meetings, or brunch to silently say: Don’t waste my billable time.

• Premium flat-bill crown so your sarcasm has a proper pedestal
• High-contrast embroidery that says “wow, riveting” without moving its mouth
• Adjustable fit for heads full of opinions and minimal patience
• Pairs beautifully with eye rolls, black coffee, and low expectations

Warning: may attract fellow sarcasm enthusiasts and repel small talk.

Product features

- 100% Cotton Twill for a vintage look

- Structured five-panel design for high-profile style

- Green undervisor for added flair

- Sewn eyelets for breathability

- Adjustable snap closure for a perfect fit